WHICH WAY WILL THIS GO?

It’s late, late enough to watch Milton Berle

on The Tonight Show.

Davy is young enough to think

Uncle Milty is hilarious.

Richie puts his arm around me.

It rests on my shoulder.

Davy groans.

“Not here, Richie,” I whisper.

Milty gets pie in his face.

It’s always funny somehow.

Richie and Davy both go off the deep end laughing.

They take one look at me—

my face is stone—

and that cracks them up even more.

Seeing Richie laugh, though, is catching.

So now it’s Richie and me

having the hilarities.

We can’t stop even after Davy

recovers and changes the channel.

The oven timer finally goes off.

I remove the baking pan

and inhale the buttery aroma,

place it on top of the stove.

When I hear the front door buzz,

I gasp for air.

Which way will this go?

“Hi, Mrs. Meyers,” says Richie

as she walks into the kitchen.

“Grandma was tired and went home,”

Judith explains, and just stands there

as if she doesn’t comprehend English.

“This was Maisie’s idea,”

says Richie proudly.

“It was supposed to have orange flavor,”

Davy adds,

“but we only had lemons.”

Finally her eyes settle on our masterpiece.

Then, in front of our eyes,

the center of the cake

begins to crack, shrivel, and sink,

as if gravity itself

suddenly turned against us.

Now Mother is sinking, too,

down into a chair, her body dense,

as if she’s going to fall

right through the kitchen floor,

descend into the core of the earth.