WISE GUY

The bell rings.

We’re off to our homerooms.

Inevitably my big ears, small breasts

will slink inside,

find a seat in the second row.

As we shuffle through the hallways,

the principal welcomes us

over the intercom.

I warn myself: Do not be a wise guy

on the first day of school, Maisie!

Because if you’re going to be a wise guy,

you shouldn’t look all knock-kneed and weird.

You have to be like Nancy O’Malley:

cheerleader-cute; straight, white,

slightly buck teeth; oozing confidence

like she’s leader of the free world.

Or Florence de La Cruz: breasts;

heavy-lidded movie-star eyes;

a sexy mole near her upper lip;

and so much shiny hair,

like a Clairol model

whose life will be a dream

even though she comes from the Bronx.

Merilee Stabiner and Jessica Levin

huddle together, naturally.

Both have ponytails,

perfect profiles, new clothes.

I bet their apartments are like a TV sitcom.

No slamming doors … or hot rage …