Celine Dion seems like she might be a very serious person. As it turns out, she’s as kooky—and even as bathroom obsessed—as Uncle John (but she has a much better voice).
“My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.”
“Fruits are snacks which are rich in vitamins and can be eaten the whole day.”
“I’ve seen diapers. And believe me, my mother is right. What’s in the pooh-pooh is like the Bible. The truth is in there.”
“There’s something of everything in my bathroom.”
“What I am eating I keep in me.”
“Everything that I decide to do means something, otherwise I don’t do them.”
“For me, singing was real life, not two plus two equals four.”
“When he’s 20 years old what’s going to happen to me? I’m gonna marry him.” (on her son)
“I’ve never been cool. And I don’t care.”
“I smell his feet. They have a scent that’s a bit like vinegar.” (on her son)
“People used to laugh and call me vampire because I had these big teeth like fangs.”
“I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.”
“I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it’s what’s underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.”
“I am the youngest of 14 children, so I rarely got a chance to speak. If I have an opportunity for talking, I talk.”
“Since I was a little child—my nose, I think it is too big.”
“I’m not thinking with my head, I’m talking with my heart.”
Some Canadians call slushy or broken ice floating in the sea “slob ice.”