ONLY IN CANADA…


Let your freak flag fly.

…can non-natives hunt polar bears.

…are guide dogs trained specifically for blind teenagers.

…can the killing of seals be filmed.

…are classical-style apprenticeships still offered to oil drillers.

…is ice wine production consistent and stable.

…can you find a narwhal—the unicorn of the sea!

…are the facilities regularly called “the washroom.”

…are foods “glycemic index” ratings displayed on the package.

…is fishing the endangered porbeagle shark allowed.

…are legal rights constitutionally guaranteed to people with a mental illness.

…has trade with Cuba never been interrupted or stopped.

…is parents spanking children explicitly legal.

…are helicopter pilots trained to land on water.

…can you be officially certified as an “asthma educator.”

…is there no federal department of education (among first-world nations).

…Is Coca-Cola not labeled “Coca-Cola Classic”—just Coca-Cola.