A very special thank you to Christy Duke, Will Parkinson, Havan Fellows, Tom Webb, Lee Brazil, and Jae Ashley.
The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of the following trademarks mentioned in this work of fiction:
Beauty and the Beast: Disney Enterprises, Inc.
Captain Underpants: Pilkey, Dav
Clif Bar: Clif Bar & Company
Diamondbacks: AZPB Limited Partnership
Disney: Disney Enterprises, Inc.
Harry Potter: Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
iPod: Apple, Inc.
Iron Man: Marvel Characters, Inc.
Marvel: Marvel Characters, Inc.
Mario (games): Nintendo of America, Inc.
National Park Service: United States Department of the Interior
Sam's Club: Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
Scooby Doo: Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc.
Spider-man: Marvel Characters, Inc.
Walmart: Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
X-Men: Marvel Characters, Inc.