Miss Arbuckle

Miss Arbuckle taught seventh grade

She hid her lips against her teeth:

her bottom like the ace of spades

was guarded by the virgin queen

Miss Arbuckle wore thick-soled shoes

blue dresses with white polka dots

She followed and enforced the rules:

what she was paid to teach she taught

She said that Wordsworth liked the woods

that Blake had never seen a tiger

that Byron wasn't always good

but died in Greece a freedom fighter

She gave her students rigid tests

and when the school let out in June

she painted rings around her breasts

and danced by the light of the moon