It is a truth universally acknowledged that crazy things happen…
Back in L.A., Stephanie asks me about the wedding and…
I’m just finishing a “Where Are They Now?” story on…
I’m in Brian’s office, griping about how I pitched something…
“Can we please concoct some reason we have to move…
When I wake up later that afternoon, things seem a…
While I really did convince myself that Chad Milan could…
My first instinct when I see Stephanie standing at my…
I read everything I can find about Kane on the…
Kane has one of those video camera doorbell things that…
“It’s completely unfair,” I say to Mom. “I mean, I…
I’ve always heard about how people come to and have…
When we pull up at Pledges, I marvel over what…
I’m trying to focus on reading the Pledges book when…
I’m not sure when rehab starts to seem like the…
The day I’m getting out, I decide to check the…
“Would you like to have your lawyer look over the…
I’m sitting at the Starbucks smack in the middle of…
“Tres belle,” Jean-Paul coos as his camera snaps away. Three…
I’m dreaming about signing autographs—and in the dream, my handwriting…
“Oh, you’re adorable!” a brunette in a wraparound Diane Von…
“Here we go,” Tim says as the Town Car pulls…
“I can’t imagine doing all of that sober,” Stephanie says…
When I walk in the door after a pre-Emmys party…
“I need to talk to you,” Justin whispers in my…
It’s a Sunday night, arguably the most depressing time of…
“He didn’t call me back,” I say into the phone…
“Here you go,” Stephanie says, reaching through a throng of…
When I come to at about three in the afternoon…
I spend the next week writing down my resentments, only…
“Amelia, we already went through this—on our hike, remember?” Stephanie…
“You’re something else,” Joy Behar says after she takes a…