Prologue

Prologues are bits at the beginning of a book that tell you what happened in the earlier books in a series.

They are nearly always very boring and statistics show that only 1.37 per cent of people ever read them. So if you think I’m going to go through the eight books before this one and write a summary of all the incredible things that happened for 1.37 per cent of you, then you’ve got another thought coming, and that thought should be, Ooh, I must rush out straight away and get all the other Floods books that I have been too much of a loser to read before.

But there are two pages here for a prologue so here is a pro log.

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And here is an amateur log.

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Now read on . . .