Calum Wick looked around the big living room with an unexpected feeling of … fondness? Love? Well, maybe he wouldn’t go quite that far, but he had been so many times to the big stone farmhouse owned by Jack Scott that simply walking in through the front door and across the porch’s quarry-tiled floor was like slipping his arms into an old, shabby, very snug overcoat.
Shabby? Well, no, hardly that either. Completing the fantasy of wrapping that imaginary overcoat around him came when he passed the stairs where glossy toy soldiers stood in stone niches, and entered Bryn Aur’s living-room. It had been built in the late nineteenth century, had improved with age and was now stamped with the character of the ex-soldier who created exquisite military miniatures and helped the police solve intriguing mysteries. Twenty-five feet long and half that broad, the room had a floor of massive slate slabs scattered with rich Indian rugs beneath a low-beamed ceiling. Wall lights with tasselled red shades warmly illuminated white stone walls lined with bookcases. The door leading through to the kitchen and office had black iron hinges. There was a cavernous inglenook with iron dog grate, a basket of cut logs shedding dry bark, an Ercol coffee table and, well… .
Thoughts drifting, feeling a sudden and most unexpected warm glow, Wick kicked off his shoes, lifted his long legs onto the leather Chesterfield and stretched out luxuriously.
‘You all right there?’ Stan Jones said.
‘And why shouldn’t I be?’
‘Yeah, I suppose you’re right. This must be dead luxurious to a Scot used to livin’ in a stone bothy with a few scraps of peat smoulderin’ in a rusty iron basket and the smoke goin’ out through a black hole in the roof.’
‘My dear old friend, you are labouring under an awful misapprehension.’
Jones, an incorrigible Liverpool scally who was balding, whipcord thin and could have been fifty or ninety, scratched at the white stubble that he designed by the occasional trim with nail scissors, and grinned.
‘I was wonderin’, that’s all. I mean, what is it with you and Jack Scott? He makes toy soldiers; you paint them, but how did that come about? Did you come together with a bump, like, accidentally, and get stuck in a fuckin’ time warp?’
‘Fortuitously, not accidentally,’ Wick said. ‘And your suggestion of a bump is close to the truth, but much milder than the reality. To explain, I’ll need to go back a bit. Are you up for it?’
‘Sure, take your time,’ Jones said. ‘As long as there’s brandy in the bottle.’
Behind his paint-stained, wire-framed glasses, the bearded Scot’s eyes became thoughtful.
‘Scott was in the army,’ he said. ‘Royal Engineers, Paras, doing very well indeed. But something went wrong for him in Beirut. I don’t know the full story, but he killed an innocent man, decided enough was enough and at thirty he walked away and spent the next five years wandering aimlessly downhill in a hot climate.’
‘Cornwall?’
It was Wick’s turn to grin. ‘Actually, it was Australia. Jack Scott did everything from painting fences in the outback to conducting coach loads of tourists around Alice Springs and selling accident insurance on the streets of Sydney. Luckily for me, it didn’t work out. One rain-swept night soon after he returned to the UK he strolled into a spit-and-sawdust pub on the glistening streets of Brixton and saved me from a savage beating by three huge Yardies.’
‘So why were you being thumped? I suppose it was them not takin’ kindly to racist remarks made by a man with a funny accent – and maybe wearin’ a skirt.’
‘A remark of that nature may have been uttered by me in the heat of the altercation but, no, it started because they were desirous of making a wee profit from my wheeling and dealing.’
‘What was that?’
‘Driving stolen Mercedes saloons from Germany to Liverpool for a bent detective sergeant whose contacts had no scruples but very fat wallets.’
‘Oh yeah, I remember hearin’ about that one. Scott ended up involved, didn’t he?’
‘Eventually. I told him about it that night, in an evil smelling public toilet where we were groaning into a cracked basin stained with our blood.’
‘Cue violins, eh? But the scam didn’t last, did it?’
‘For him, no. I think it was conscience. He opted out and began to frequent the American Bar on Lime Street where he habitually sank into dark, alcoholic brooding. The owner was an ex-boxer.’
Jones nodded. ‘I know him. Or did. He fell off his perch.’
‘As we all do, eventually, some of us with nary a flutter. Anyway, this former pugilist told me my friend was heading for a fall and so I led Jack next door to see our private investigator friends.’
‘Short fat and greasy. An’ that’s just the gaffer, Manny Yates, with his waistcoats and those same skinny cigars you’re always suckin’ on.’
‘Schimmelpennincks. At the time Manny was looking for a man with experience in investigative techniques. Jack had been in the army’s Special Investigation Branch, so he was a natural.’
‘So if he was good, why isn’t he still there with Manny?’
‘He stayed five years, which I suppose he considered long enough. Then he drifted away, discovered military modelling and a skill he hadn’t known he possessed.’
‘And along the way he also discovered Sian Laidlaw.’
‘I imagine there’s a crude connotation to what you’re suggesting,’ Wick said, ‘which I will ignore. The truth is, that meeting with Sian in an Austrian ski lodge is the event that not only changed Scott’s life—’
He broke off.
On the other side of the white door with its black iron hinges, a phone had begun to ring.