Title Page
Epigraph
Oulton Park
Airedale
Tonsils
Dogs
Bolton Abbey
Foetal
Camp Cuba
A Completely Different Story
Carwash
Johnson’s Baby Powder
The Man who Invented the Outdoor Sleeping-Bag
Diary
The Joy of Lech
Death
Three Visits
Coffin
Pacemaker
Sandra
Funeral
And when did you last?
Afterword
Praise
Also by Blake Morrison
About the Author
Copyright