Holding a sign was this dude
The sign stated:
GOD IS COMING
TO JUDGE
THE QUICK AND THE DEAD
ITS TIME TO REPENT
Suddenly
The sky blackened in mid-day
Eyes face the heavens
FLASH
Let there be light, in glorious perception
Those beautiful eyes
Obliterated
Erased from natures sights
Crimson is the color
Sky turned dead
LIFE
Crashing, Broken, Halted
Opened wide thy bowels of hell
Fire filled the air
Demons dancing in the flame
Boiling in man’s plasm
Ripping, tearing, no escape
None are spared
INSTANTLY
He was raptured
Only his shadow remained
In light, Darkness has no place
In a mountain is a man
Who pushed a button
His sign
THE END
God and man were sitting in the bar drinking till good and drunk. God told man, if you don’t stop talking politics I’m going to wipe you from the land. Man, said to God, don’t worry about wiping us off the land. We got this, it’s called a nuclear bomb.