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It’s an odd life
Full ups and downs
Minimal gains
Set backs
Being one paycheck from homelessness
One day, it’s a special type of day
Actor Man whose name is yet
Well shit, that’s another mystery
Actor Man was on the path
Titled down loser’s road
Almost to live under a bridge
Living from place to place
Another room to rent
Another, year in the books
Getting ancient in the land
Some fucking Botox, Nips, then Tucks
Maintain a flakiness
Its Red Carpets
Photographs with the pretenders
Ass kissing events
Getting one to nowhere land
More bullshit photos with no ones
After the shower
Before the next audition
That mug in the mirror
Give that look
Pretend it’s before
Millions of people
A STAR
Make more in porn
Six points if a Jew
They own the town
Least that is what Actor Man said
You’re getting an academy award
Oh, how you love them
Don’t ya?
Great self-speeches
GREAT INDEED
Motivational uplifts
Read from pages
Ripped from the daily Calendar
One of those
Ya hocked from the free clinic
Tell yourself
“You’re the greatest!”
Pop another one of those
Prozac’s 80mg, Percocet’s 325
Over the hill, down the throat
Like your momma done when you were born
Soon the medicine
Makes the world numb
Off to the big audition
This is the one
Actor Man feels it
Thousands on social media
Never are they fucking wrong
Not ever, they know it all
Open a door, stroll down the hall
The ROOM
A room full of stooges and Barbie’s
On the path to fame, riches
Five minutes of look-at-me assholes
Aren’t you jealous now?
It’s a great audition
So, they say, hell they always say
Just... not... good... enough!
DAMN, must be too tall
(Laugh of the day)
Not getting that part
Actor Man, just not what they’re looking for
Days upon days of analyzing
Terrorizing all those stumbling around
With depressing talks
“Why didn’t I get that part?”
Drama king, it’s ‘cause you suck!
Actor Man sure isn’t waving that
MAGICAL HOLLYWOOD WAND
Must have been too tall
No, No, that isn’t it
Way too short
Too fat, too thin, so frustrating...isn't it?
Not muscular enough
Hit the gym, fool
So many superficial things
Forget about the acting part
That has nothing to do with it
Magic is in if they like you
Try treating them like humans
The next audition
The same shit yet again
Must be stuck on repeat
The car ride home
In that pile of AIDS
Registered in another state
Poor dreamers can’t afford
To register their cars
In the land of make believe
Los Angeles, USA!
Back to a bedroom
Another actor rented room
Back to a drawing board
Park the car on the street
Two miles from the rented room
The damn car in a Nazi-Ville
Have to move it in four hours
Avoid those pesky tickets for fame
Damn those parking officer pricks
They’ll steal your car
You gotta pay, fuck-a-stain
Onto the infamous walk
Mind doesn’t quit
It’s Why, Why, Why to the front door
The key
Shit where did Actor Man put the key?
In one of a dozen pockets
Actors are eccentric, didn’t ya know?
The key, it’s hallelujah
Hand slides key into the door knob
Like religion, it’s all about sex
Unlock that gated style door
The door opens
Actor Man’s eyes wide open now
A wondrous awful sight
Room Lord buck-ass naked
In plain sight
Just standing there
Cock blows in the wind
If there was wind to blow
Bigger than a sail mast
Dude, put Anaconda away
No shame, says Actor Man’s brain
Room Lord’s attitude
It’s who gives a fuck!
I live in L.A. land of make believe
He’s eating a sandwich
Don’t like it in magicland, get out
Just another bullshit day
As he smiles
“How did the audition go?”
Actor Man can’t believe what is taking place
It’s just another bump in the road
The Room Lord
FROWNS
“Cat got your tongue, wonder boy?”
Actor Man still speechless, struggles to muster a sound
“Did alright, I guess, it could have gone better!”
Always the same lame excuse
The Room Lord places the sandwich to his mouth
Some mustard drips over a hairy, naked chest
Actor Man disgusted
The Room Lord just looks at Actor Man
“You’re Fucking Weird, Actor Boy, maybe you should try
Porn, it pays more, besides, not like you have a soul!”
The Room Lord walks away shaking his ass
Leaving off some healthy farts!
All in a day’s life of Actor Man!
Off to another audition
Off to another person’s couch
Its life!
Give that self-speech
You’re going to MAKE IT
Another chasing vanity
On the path to fame
Should have done porn
It pays more
Red Carpet Events
Simply the best