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It’s just one of those days
It’s this cesspool airport
Mouse-town Orlando
Might as well be called hell
Filled with kids, little piss n shits
Runny noses, fucking coughing
Spreading filth and germs
All for some magic kingdom
Some stupid fucking mouse
Just another ten grand
Dumped in the toilet
It’s easy, like taking a healthy shit
Two overweight old fucks
Probably came to this toilet for golf
Disgust fills their fat faces
Looking like they gotta squeeze one off
Somewhere, amazingly
Someone loves these pricks
Sure, isn’t anyone in here
To hell with getting old
Smoke, drink, then smoke some more
Suddenly people want to live to be 100 years old
Have fun drooling on yourself
Next, we have some cum stain
wearing some Cal Lutheran hoodie
Talking to his overweight chic friend
About her logical death
“Skin Cancer!”
Most likely, he says
Like he has any damn clue
He sits like a queen
Crosses those legs like a broad
Trying to keep its vagina closed
I would have respect if he adorned a dress
This damn white family of five
Five little scrappers
Kids that can’t sit still
Bouncing all over the damn place
I’m bitching like I’m ninety-one and a half
Oh great, look at that
The little girl
“Princess”
Just dumped the contents
Of her momma’s purse
There it goes
All over the floor
Isn’t that cute?
Awe, such a little angel
More like a demon in pink
I thought only Mexicans had this many kids
The good catholic ones, that is!
The mom, despicably over-weight
Just sits there looking dumb
With a sandwich in her hand
Her mate picks up the shit from her bag
Nice tampon-white mother of five
Why don’t ya have another?
Make it an even six
That cotton wad for your crotch
Would have saved the Titanic on April 15th
Yeah, that’s it, take another big bite
I’d love to shove that sandwich down your throat
While peering down at your mate
Telling the ball-less bastard, this is how it’s done
oh, did you find your nut sack in that bag of hell?
It doesn’t matter
The guy still gives you the dick
You’re already overweight
“GROSS”
Fuck, get me out of this hell
Two Orientals
Wanting to be called Asians
I think they’re a couple
Their eyes fixated
Glued to their smart devices
Cables coming out of their heads
Like mini black-haired cyborgs
I bet they don’t even speak
Not sure they know what lips are for
Let alone the tongue
Can’t wait to get the hell out of this place
This mouse trap area from the pit of hell
Fuck this tourist bullocks
Time to get back to L.A.
Get away
From these rodents called KIDS!