Contents

BOOK I: THIRTY-NINE AND COUNTING

2. A Male Perspective

3. The Misses Shaw

4. Assigning Women

5. Perfume and Englishmen

6. House Hunting

8. Maybe I Was Crazy

9. Sense of Entitlement

10. A Matter of Life & Death

11. Chanel Slut

12. Your Money or My Life

13. Family Matters

14. A Ticket to Ride

BOOK 2: FREE TO A GOOD HOME

17. Hitchhiking

18. Look the Part

19. The Full Brazilian

20. Holiday Shopping

21. Private Parts

23. Russian Doll

24. Skip to the Loo

27. An Exhibition

28. Repossession

29. A Very Short Engagement

BOOK 3: AUSTEN’S POWER

30. Taken Aback

31. On the Mend

34. It’s My Party

35. Family Fortune

36. Lottery Winner

37. Hell’s Kitchen

Acknowledgments

About the Author

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