I drive a Ford Mustang GT with a 435-horsepower V-8 engine and manual gearbox. And no, I’m not having a midlife crisis, although …
I used to drive an Audi S5 until it was smashed beyond repair on the freeway during a blizzard. I had been planning to replace it, test driving a couple of other Audis, a few BMWs, a Mercedes. The day before my birthday, though—I won’t tell you which one—Nina called me down from the condo. I found the Mustang at a parking meter on the street adjacent to the building, the sun reflecting off the black paint; I had to bring my hand up to shield my eyes. Nina was leaning against it and dangling the key fob from her finger.
“I hope you don’t mind that I drove it first,” she said.
I reacted pretty much the same way as I had when I was sixteen and my father brought home a used 1965 Mustang—with unabashed glee. The car was over twenty years old at the time, light blue with a 170-cubic-inch straight-six engine, 101 horsepower, three-speed transmission on the floor, AM radio—not even FM—and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. My father taught me how to drive a stick in that car; I knocked out three transmissions before I finally caught on. Once I did, he gave it to me, tossed the keys nearly the same way that Nina had, and said, “Drive carefully”—exactly as Nina had.
“I hope you have better luck with it than the last Mustang you owned,” she said.
Nina meant that she hoped I didn’t spin it out on Mississippi Boulevard near the Lake Street Bridge and bust the A-frame like I had with Betsy. Yes, I called my first car Betsy.
“I don’t know what to say,” I told her.
“And you thought I didn’t listen to all those stories you told about when you were a kid.”
So, to repeat—if Nina wants to live in a high-rise condominium in Minneapolis, we’re going to live in a high-rise condominium in Minneapolis.
* * *
I was thinking about Betsy the next morning as I drove along Mississippi Boulevard well south of Lake Street to the address Duclos had recited to me. It was located near a large white house with Greek columns and a breathtaking view of the river that had once sheltered the Hollyhocks Casino, where St. Paul’s finest dressed in tuxedos and gowns and mingled with the most notorious gangsters of the Jazz Age.
I parked at the top of the horseshoe driveway and walked to the front door. I rang the bell and waited. I was about to try the bell again when the door was yanked open.
“Good morning, McKenzie,” Duclos said. “Come in.”
I followed the Maestro inside. It was a very nice house and well furnished, yet I felt somewhat disappointed. Where were the servants? Where was the fountain in the foyer?
He led me to the kitchen. It was large, and I noticed an oversized stove with two ovens, two dishwashers, and a refrigerator big enough to chill a live cow. Still …
“May I offer you a cup of coffee?” Duclos asked.
“Yes, thank you.”
“Cream? Sugar?”
“No, thank you.”
He filled a mug and slid it across the counter toward me, and I thought, Where’s the cook?
I guess I was expecting more extravagance in the home of one of the world’s foremost concert violinists and his spectacularly wealthy wife. ’Course, this was Minnesota, where conspicuous consumption has never been in fashion. We have world-class museums, the most theaters per capita outside of New York, so many arts organizations that no one has ever been able to pull together a definitive list, and top-shelf performance venues like the Ordway Center for the Performing Arts and Orchestra Hall—most, if not all, made possible by the state’s well-to-do. Yet we’re the world leaders in thrift, guilt, and luxury shame. Which isn’t to say Minnesota’s wealthy don’t like to spend their money. After all, I once bought Nina a $60,000 piano, and she bought me a $35,000 sports car. It’s just that, for the most part, we do it quietly.
The Maestro chatted about the weather. It was surprisingly pleasant for mid-July in Minnesota, with temperatures hovering in the high seventies to low eighties. He felt we deserved a break after the brutal winter we had just survived. I reminded him why I had come.
“Of course,” Duclos said. “Just a moment.”
He set his coffee mug on the counter and left the kitchen, leaving me to casually study the expensive china stacked behind the glass doors of the cabinets.
“Excuse me,” a voice called. It belonged to a handsome woman with hair the color of maple syrup. I knew that she was in her late fifties, early sixties, the same age as Duclos, but she sure didn’t look it. She was standing beneath the arch that separated the kitchen from the rest of the house.
“Excuse me,” I said.
“Who are you?”
She had a young voice. If I had met her over the phone, I would have said she was twenty.
“My name is McKenzie. I hope I didn’t startle you. I’m waiting for the Maestro.”
“Let me guess, you’re a fan-boy.”
“Truth is, I’ve never heard him play. I’m more of a jazz guy.”
She thought that was funny.
“Truth is,” she said, “I’m a little bit rock and roll.”
She entered the kitchen, brushing past me on her way to the coffeemaker. I watched as she took a white china cup and matching saucer from the cabinet—no mug for her—filled the cup with coffee, added cream and sugar, and stirred it with a small spoon.
“I’m Renée Peyroux.” She took a sip of the coffee and returned the cup to the saucer. “Technically, the Countess Borromeo belongs to me.”
“Yes, ma’am,” I said just to prove I was listening.
“I know why you’re here.”
“Ma’am?”
“You’re here to sell the property you stole back to my husband. And don’t call me ma’am.”
“No, Ms. Peyroux, I am not.”
“Then he hired you to buy the violin back from those who did steal it.”
“Is that such a terrible thing?”
“I will not reward the people who robbed me.”
“Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.”
She took another sip of coffee and stared at me over the rim of her upraised cup. She was about to speak when Duclos returned to the kitchen.
“Oh,” he said. “Renée. Sweetheart. I thought you went to the office an hour ago.”
“I did,” Peyroux said. “The first call I received was from our banker informing me that immediately after my husband deposited $250,000 into our checking account, he wrote out a withdrawal slip for the same amount in cash, so I came home.”
Duclos gazed at me as if he couldn’t believe he got caught.
“This is why my girl and I keep our finances separate,” I said.
“Why would you do that, Paul?” Peyroux asked. “Behind my back. And don’t you dare lie to me.”
“You made it clear that you didn’t want to negotiate for the return of the Countess,” the Maestro said.
“Oh, and you do, is that it? Tell me—where did the money come from? Paul? Where did it come from?”
“I make money. A great deal of money, even by your standards.”
“And it all rolls into our joint accounts. Doesn’t it? Paul?”
“Ms. Peyroux,” I said, “it’s an irreplaceable work of art.”
Peyroux pointed her tiny spoon at me.
“This is none of your business,” she said.
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Well? I’m waiting.”
“I love her,” the Maestro said. “I need her. I don’t know if I can go on without her.”
“It’s a goddamn violin.”
“She’s more than that and you know it.”
“You—McKenzie. Why are you involved in this?”
“I told you. The Countess is an irreplaceable work of art.”
“Yeah, you look like an art lover.”
“Ma’am—”
“I told you, don’t call me ma’am. And don’t pretend that you’re anything but a mercenary.”
“Since I’m not earning a nickel for this, I must beg to differ.”
“You’re telling me you’re doing this for free?”
“Yes, Ms. Peyroux. That’s what I’m telling you.”
She didn’t know how to respond to that. Instead, she set the china cup and saucer on the counter and strode out of the kitchen.
“That went well,” Duclos said.
He might have said more, except he was interrupted when Peyroux returned. She stood under the arch, her fists pressed against her hips. She spoke between clenched teeth.
“Goddammit. Do what you think is best, but if this blows back on my family’s foundation, there will be hell to pay.”
She left again.
“I like her,” I said.
“Yes, but…”
“What?”
“She cursed. Three times. She never does that unless she is very, very upset.”
I smiled.
“You think that’s funny, McKenzie?”
“My girl is the same way. She starts swearing, it’s best to duck and cover.”
“Easy for you to say. You’re going to Bayfield. I’m staying here.”
Duclos handed to me a white number 10 envelope. I opened it, read the letter, returned it to the envelope, and put it into the inside pocket of my sports coat.
“If someone does offer me the Stradivarius, how can I tell if it’s authentic?” I asked.
“There will be a label inside the violin that reads Antonius Stradiuarius Cremonensis Faciebat Anno 1727. You can tell if it’s a fake if the cursive u in ‘Stradiuarius’ reads as a v. The Roman v didn’t replace the u until after 1730.”
“Forgers who know their business will probably know that, too. That’s not the point, though. How can I tell if it’s the Countess Borromeo at a glance, because that might be all I get—a glance.”
Duclos considered the question for a moment. His gaze went to the arch that his wife had disappeared under while he reached for his back pocket. He had photographs of the violin in his wallet. He showed one to me, a close-up. I didn’t notice any photographs of Renée Peyroux in there, but let it slide without comment.
“If you look closely, here, between the F-hole and the corner, you’ll see a tiny nick in the wood that’s shaped like the lightning bolt on Harry Potter’s forehead,” Duclos said.
“Harry Potter?” I said.
“Haven’t you read the books?”
“No.”
“There’s a lot of dead time traveling from concert to concert.”
“Okay.”
“Do you want to keep the photograph?”
“Yes, thank you.”
Duclos slipped it out of the plastic sleeve and gave it to me.
“Bring her home safe,” he said.
“I’ll do my best.”
“Please, for both our sakes, don’t screw up. My wife has never made an idle threat in her life.”
* * *
It took two hours to drive I-35 north to Duluth, located at the far western tip of Lake Superior. I stopped for a couple of “Medieval” gyros at the Duluth Grill and proceeded on U.S. Highway 53 across the bridge into Wisconsin. For another two hours, I headed east along U.S. 2 and Wisconsin Highway 13, hugging the south shore of the big lake. Along the way, I used my Mustang’s SYNC System to make a hands-free phone call.
“Hi,” Nina said.
“Hi, yourself.”
“Are you on the road?”
“I am. Are you sure you don’t want to come with? I could always turn around and get you.”
“I’d love to, but I told you last night—with both my assistant manager and head chef on vacation, someone needs to keep an eye on things.”
“Besides, you love the work.”
“I do. I do indeed. I always have.”
“What’s your daughter up to?”
“Hanging with her friends. Did you hear—she wants me to change the name of the club?”
“To what?”
“Erica’s.”
“What’s wrong with Rickie’s?”
“She says no one calls her that anymore.”
“How many people besides us even know you named the place after her?”
“I explain it on the Web site. Anyway, I told her that when she inherits the club she can call it whatever she wants.”
“Here I thought you were going to leave it to me.”
“The only thing you’re getting is the stool at the bar where you usually sit.”
“It does have a lot of sentimental value.”
“This is assuming I go first, so do me a favor—be careful in Bayfield.”
* * *
Bayfield is a tourist town, and a highly successful one at that; people often use the words “picture postcard” and “quaint” to describe it. It has a population of 530, yet there are usually three times that number of people or more roaming its streets on any given day, especially in the summer. Part of the attraction is Lake Superior itself. Last time I was there, Nina and I rented kayaks and explored the many water-sculpted caves along the shoreline. In the winter, you could actually walk across the ice to see the caves, but I had never done that. I have cruised around the twenty-one Apostle Islands, though, checking out the historic lighthouses, hiking the old-growth forests, and lying out on the windswept beaches. There is a large marina where you can rent a boat or book a charter, perches on high hills where you can bird-watch, bike trails, hiking trails, twelve art galleries and antique stores—I think Nina dragged me into each and every one—numerous restaurants and bars, some with live music, and a casino just down the road. Nina had also wanted me to roam the area’s many berry farms and apple orchards where, she assured me, we could pick our own fruit, but a guy’s gotta draw a line somewhere.
I pulled into town at about 2:00 P.M. A couple of right turns later, I found what I was looking for—the New Queen Anne Victorian Mansion Bed and Breakfast, the place where Duclos had been staying when someone stole his four-million-dollar Stradivarius.
The front door was locked. I examined it carefully. Solid oak and very old. Yet the lock was new, a dead bolt. I bet myself a nickel that the owner had swapped out the old lock after the theft.
I pressed the bell and waited. From the covered wraparound porch I could see much of downtown Bayfield, the ferry to Madeline Island, the marina, and Lake Superior beyond. I gave it another half minute and pressed the bell again. The door opened, and a young man smiled at me—at least he was younger than I was.
“Welcome to the Queen Anne,” he said. “How may I help you?”
“I’d like to stay in one of your rooms if possible,” I said. “I’m afraid I don’t have a reservation.”
“Fortunately, we have a vacancy. Please come in.”
I followed him inside; he was careful to close and lock the door behind us.
“The Queen Anne was built in 1882,” he said. It looked it, with damask walls, floor tiles, elevated ceilings, theatrical wooden staircase, and hardwood floors; both the architecture and furniture featured Renaissance and Gothic themes.
The young man led me to an ornately carved desk, where he proceeded to check me in. There was a registration book on top of the desk that he asked me to sign. I did, adding my name and address to those already listed there.
“You’ll be on the second floor in the Peacock Chamber,” he said.
Peacock Chamber, my inner voice repeated. That fits your personality.
“By the way, I’m Connor Rasmussen,” he said.
He extended his hand and I shook it.
“Are you the owner?” I asked.
“I am. I took over the mansion a couple of years ago. It wasn’t in very good shape then, but we managed to restore it to its original design while adding a few twenty-first-century amenities.”
I was studying the intricately carved woodwork, massive fireplace, spacious parlor, and sparkling chandeliers when I said, “Helluva job.”
“Thank you.”
“I heard you had a little trouble here a few days ago.”
The smile froze on Connor’s face; he managed to speak without moving his lips.
“If you’re concerned about your safety…”
“Not at all,” I said.
“The locks have been changed, and we will have a security camera in place by the end of the week.”
“I am not concerned.”
“If it’s me you’re worried about…”
“No.”
“I am not a thief.”
“I didn’t say you were.”
“Others have.”
“I apologize,” I said. “I didn’t mean to upset you.”
“Yet, it is very upsetting. People talk, don’t they? They’ve been talking ever since it happened, the robbery. It’s all they talk about. Some say I’m responsible for the theft. Others have actually accused me of stealing the Stradivarius myself. I’ve already lost bookings over this. That’s why I have a vacant room. I was booked solid all the way through the holidays; now…”
“I’m sorry.”
“Do you know how long it took me to get the Queen Anne in order, how much it cost?” Connor asked. “I thought having Paul Duclos stay here would be good publicity. I took his photo; I was going to upload it on the Web site. Now this.”
“For what it’s worth, Duclos doesn’t hold you responsible.”
“That’s not what he said when he was here.”
“He’s had time to cool down, to reevaluate.”
I had no idea if that was true or not, but I needed the young man’s cooperation.
“Do you know him?” Connor asked.
“The Maestro sent me.”
“Why?”
“To retrieve the Stradivarius. He’s offering a reward for its return.”
“I heard the insurance company—”
“Not the insurance company. Just Duclos, $250,000. No questions asked.”
“He doesn’t care if the thief is arrested?”
“He does not. All the Maestro wants is the violin safe and sound.”
Connor gave it a few moments’ thought before he asked, “Why are you telling me this?”
“I was hoping you might help me out.”
“I didn’t steal the damn violin. The police searched my house. They searched it twice. I didn’t take it.”
“I know that.”
You do? my inner voice asked.
“I read the police reports,” I added. “You were the victim of a professional burglar; just as much a victim as Duclos.”
“Then why is Brian Pilhofer telling everyone that I’m a thief?”
I recognized the name. According to the reports, Pilhofer was the Bayfield cop who was first summoned to the scene, the one who called the Countess Borromeo a fiddle.
“I can’t speak for some dip-shit local yokel,” I said. “The FBI, though, the Wisconsin DCI, they don’t consider you to be a suspect.”
I didn’t know if that was true or not, either. Yet the way Connor smiled made me think the lie had been well received—and that he would repeat it every chance he got. I decided to give him more; make him my bestie for life.
“If you want, I know the name of a good attorney,” I said. “You could sue these guys; at least make them cease and desist with the accusations.”
“That would be—no, I don’t want to do that.”
“Okay.”
“But you said … you said you were hoping that I might help you,” Connor said. “What can I do?”
Tell everyone near and far there’s a man with money who’s willing to make a deal, my inner voice said.
“How do your locks work?” I said. “Not the new one that you just installed”—I gestured toward the front door—“the old ones.”
Connor smiled again. I think he liked the idea that I might actually know what I was doing.
“It’s not terribly different than the old one,” he said. “Maybe a little better quality. I give each guest a key to the front door.” He set one in the palm of my hand. “The door locks automatically when you come in or go out. If you don’t have a key, you’ll need to ring the bell.” He gave me a second key. “Each room has its own key, of course. There are eight rooms. Yours is on the second floor facing the lake.”
“Where is the Queen Anne Suite?”
“Top floor.”
“May I see it?”
“There’s a young woman staying there, so, no, I really can’t let you in. I need to respect her privacy while she’s here. I hope that’s not a problem.”
“Not at all. Maybe later.”
“If there’s anything else I can do…”
“I’ll let you know.”
* * *
I don’t know why Connor named it the Peacock Chamber. There was nothing even remotely flamboyant about the room. It was, in fact, quite serene, with two bookcases filled with impressive titles, king-sized bed, armoire, desk, matching chair and love seat, stone-top table and nightstand, and gas fireplace. The step-down washroom featured a porcelain soaking tub with rain shower, subway tiles on the wall, hexagonal tiles on the floor, and built-in linen cabinets. There were large windows with a nice view of the edge of downtown Bayfield and the Madeline ferry.
I quickly unpacked and dumped my files on top of the desk. I went through them again as I considered my next moves. The plan, of course, was simple and straightforward: Tell people who I was; tell them why I was there; wait for someone to say, “Psst, buddy, you wanna buy a hot violin?”
What could possibly go wrong?