Ideas

It was only to be expected that the era that gave us the word “lifestyle” would sooner or later come up with the concept of thoughtstyle. Thoughtstyle can probably best be defined by noting that in the phrase “lifestyle” we have the perfect example of the total being lesser than the sum of its parts, since those who use the word “lifestyle” are rarely in possession of either.

So too with thoughtstyle, and thus we find ourselves the inhabitants of a period during which ideas are not exactly flourishing—denizens, in fact, of a time when the most we can possibly hope to see are a couple of darn good notions. What is the difference, you may now be asking, between an idea and a notion? Well, the primary difference, of course, is that a notion you can sell but an idea you can’t even give away. There are other differences, to be sure, and as can readily be seen by the following chart, I have taken care not to neglect them.

IDEAS NOTIONS
MAKING CHANGE ALGEBRA
ENGLISH ESPERANTO
BLUEBERRY PIE BLUEBERRY VINEGAR
POETRY POETS
LITERATURE THE NONFICTION NOVEL
CHOOSING PICKING
BATHROOMS IN MUSEUMS PAINTINGS IN BATHROOMS
LIGHT BULBS LIGHT BEER
THOMAS JEFFERSON JERRY BROWN
BREAKFAST BRUNCH
DETROIT SAUSALITO

While it may appear to the novice that this just about wraps it up, I am afraid that the novice is sadly mistaken. Ideas are, after all, a subject of some complexity. There are good ideas, bad ideas, big ideas, small ideas, old ideas and new ideas. There are ideas that we like and ideas that we don’t. But the idea that I have seized upon is the idea that is not quite finished—the idea that starts strong but in the final analysis doesn’t quite make it. Naturally, there is more than one such idea, and so I offer what can only be called:

A BUNCH OF HALF-BAKED IDEAS  
TRIAL BY A JURY OF YOUR PEERS
ADULT EDUCATION
THE NOBLE SAVAGE
HERO WORSHIP
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
HIGH TECH
POPULAR CULTURE
FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY
SALES TAX
HUMAN POTENTIAL
SUPER MAN
MAY DAY
BUTCHER BLOCK
SEXUAL POLITICS
METHOD ACTING
MODERN MEDICINE
LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE