What’s the difference between
bogies and broccoli?
Children don’t eat broccoli.
Matthew, Southend-on-Sea

What’s faster, heat or cold?
Heat – you can catch a cold.
Hayley, Omagh

Doctor, I keep seeing the future.
When did this happen?
Next Tuesday.
David, Prestatyn

A man rings up an airport and asks how long it
takes to fly from London to Spain.
‘Just a minute,’ says the girl.
‘Wow, that’s fast,’ cries the man.
Gary, Kettering

My grandad was a pianist on the Titanic.
He went down very well.
Zeenat, Acton

What do you call a rich rabbit?
A million hare.
Rebecca, Holmer Green

What happened to the man who
stole a calendar?
He got twelve months.
Mohammed, Luton