Contents

1. Title Page
2. Dedication
3. Prologue
4. 1 What?
5. 2 Cold Chips
6. 3 Mum vs Tilly
7. 4 Click
8. 5 Smoothie Volcano
9. 6 Die, Pasta, Die
10. 7 Mr Bell’s Cardigan
11. 8 Like a Zombie
12. 9 But, Mum, you CAN’T
13. 10 Pineapple Soup
14. 11 A Gust of Wind
15. 12 An Extra-large, Double Chocolate Golden Syrup Sponge Ninety-nine, Please
16. 13 Potato Clock
17. 14 Best Sunday EVER
18. 15 No One Calls a Teacher by their First Name
19. 16 Walking on Sunshine
20. 17 It Takes Twenty-three Coins
21. 18 Kind of Cute
22. 19 Not Kind of Cute
23. 20 Foggis Fogg was the First
24. 21 Is That a Bad Thing?
25. 22 If It’s All Under Control?
26. 23 No Problem
27. 24 Jacob vs Deckchairs
28. 25 Scrambled Egg (1)
29. 26 Good Old Jacob
30. 27 Scrambled Egg (2)
31. 28 VOTE!
32. 29 Fogg, Frog and a Bucket
33. 30 Baby Otter Loses his Hair
34. 31 Empathy?
35. Also By Fleur Hitchcock
36. Copyright