There was
an old lady
who swallowed a poo.
I don’t know why she
swallowed that poo,
Perhaps
she’ll spew.
There was
an old lady
who swallowed a dunny,
That flushed
and gushed
and made her smell funny.
She swallowed the dunny to catch the poo.
I don’t know why she
swallowed that poo,
Perhaps
she’ll spew.
an old lady
who swallowed a plumber;
Could you get
any dumber than
to swallow
a plumber?
She swallowed the plumber to fix the
dunny,
That flushed
and gushed
and made her smell funny.
She swallowed the dunny to catch the poo.
I don’t know why she
swallowed that poo,
Perhaps
she’ll spew.
an old lady
who burped with great force—
She spewed
of course.
