Once upon a time
there was a sad bad bad-man.
The sad bad bad-man was sad
because he was bad
at being bad.
| So the sad bad bad-man went to sad bad bad-man’s school |
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where they taught sad bad bad-men how to be good at being good bad-men instead of being good at being sad bad bad-men. |
And the sad bad bad-man stopped being sad
and became glad
because he learned how to be a good bad-man
who was good at being bad
In fact
the ex-sad bad bad-man
was so good at being bad
that he became
the gladdest ex-sad bad bad-man
in the history of
sad bad bad-men
who stopped being sad bad bad-men
and became
glad good bad-men.
THE END
