| Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? |
| A: Because his mother threw a fridge at him. |
| Q: Why did the boy fail his maths test? |
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| A: Because his mother threw a fridge at him. |
| Q: Why did the boy suffer multiple fractures, internal bleeding, crushed vertebrae, ruptured organs, brain damage, massive bruising and a sore thumb? | |
| A: Because he was hit by a truck. |
