CHAPTER 7
“This Is It, Boys”
Oahu was still ringing from the Pearl Harbor attack. The roads were pocked with bomb craters. The island was on constant alert for attack or invasion, and so camouflaged, a serviceman wrote, “one sees only about 1/3 of what is actually there.” At night, it disappeared; every window had lightproof curtains, every car had covered headlights, and blackout patrols forbade even the striking of a match. Servicemen wore gas masks in hip holsters. Surfers had to worm under barbed wire running along Waikiki Beach.
A dog rides a five-hundred-pound bomb at Hickam Field, Oahu, site of the Pearl Harbor attack.A dog rides a five-hundred-pound bomb at Hickam Field, Oahu, site of the Pearl Harbor attack.

A dog rides a five-hundred-pound bomb at Hickam Field, Oahu, site of the Pearl Harbor attack.

Louie in the Oahu barracks, up late.Louie in the Oahu barracks, up late.

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At Kahuku air base on Oahu’s north shore, Louie and Phil were assigned to a barracks with Mitchell, Moznette, twelve other officers, and hordes of mosquitoes. “You kill one,” Phil wrote, “and ten more come to the funeral.” The barracks, Phil added, looked “like a dozen dirty Missouri pigs have been wallowing on it.” The nonstop revelry didn’t help. One night, as Louie and Phil wrestled over a beer, they plowed down three wall partitions. When William Matheny, their colonel, saw the wreckage, he grumbled that Zamperini must have been involved.
Everyone was eager to fight, but there was no combat. In its place was “sea search”—dull daylong ocean flying patrols overseen by a lieutenant everyone hated. A nitpicker and rank-puller, he was loathed thanks to an incident in which one of Super Man’s engines quit in midflight. When Phil returned the plane to base, the furious lieutenant ordered them back up. When Louie offered to fly on three engines if the lieutenant joined them, the lieutenant abruptly changed his mind.
The tedium of sea search made practical joking irresistible. When a ground officer griped about airmen’s higher pay, the crew invited him to fly the plane. They sat him in the copilot’s seat while Louie hid under the navigator’s table, by the yoke control chains. When the officer took the yoke, Louie tugged the chains, making the plane swoop up and down. The officer panicked, Louie smothered laughter, and Phil kept a poker face. The officer quit carping about airmen’s pay.
Louie’s two most notorious pranks involved Phil, chewing gum, and their new copilot, a massive ex–football player named Charleton Cuppernell, who replaced Moznette when the latter joined another crew. In the first incident, after Cuppernell and Phil swiped his beer, Louie retaliated by jamming gum into the cockpit urine relief tube. On the next flight, the call of nature was followed by an inexplicably brimming urine tube, turbulence, and at least one wet airman. Louie hid in Honolulu to escape punishment.
Copilot Charleton Hugh Cuppernell.Copilot Charleton Hugh Cuppernell.

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Copilot Charleton Hugh Cuppernell.

On another occasion, to get even with Cuppernell and Phil for stealing his gum, Louie replaced it with a laxative variety. Just before a long flight, Cuppernell and Phil each stole three pieces, triple the standard dose. As Super Man flew, pilot and copilot, in great distress, made alternating dashes to the back of the plane, yelling for someone to get a toilet bag. When the bags were used up, Cuppernell dropped his pants and hung his enormous rear out the window while four crewmen clung to him to keep him from falling out. When the ground crews saw the results on the plane’s tail, they were furious. “It was like an abstract painting,” Louie said.
Phil’s boredom remedy was hotdogging. Returning from sea search, he’d buzz Oahu so low he could look straight into the first-floor windows of buildings. It was, he said, “kind of daring.”
Waiting to fly.Waiting to fly.

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Waiting to fly.

“This is it, boys.”
Matheny sent his bomber plunging out of the clouds, and there was Wake. He barreled toward a string of buildings, hauled the plane’s nose up, and yelled to the bombardier.
“When are you going to turn loose those incendiaries?”
“Gone, sir!”
At that instant, the buildings exploded. Behind Matheny, wave after wave of B-24s dove at Wake. The Japanese ran for their guns.
In Super Man, well behind and above the leading planes, Louie saw throbs of light in the clouds. As Phil began the plane’s dive, Louie opened the bomb bay doors, flipped his bomb switches, and fixed the settings. The orders were to dive to four thousand feet, but when the plane reached that altitude, it was still in clouds. Louie’s target was the airstrip, but he couldn’t see it. Phil pushed the plane lower, moving at terrific speed. At 2,500 feet, Super Man speared through the clouds and Wake stretched out, sudden and brilliant, beneath it.
The islands were a blaze of garish light. Everywhere, bombs were striking targets in mushrooms of fire. Searchlights swung about, their beams reflecting off the clouds and back onto the ground, illuminating scores of Japanese in their sleeping clothes, sprinting in confusion.
A bombardier working his bombsight.A bombardier working his bombsight.

A bombardier working his bombsight.

They could do nothing but wait. They passed around pineapple juice and sandwiches. Drained, Louie stared at the sky, watching the stars through breaks in the clouds.
Seventy-five miles away from Wake, one of the men looked back. He could see the island burning.