CHAPTER 22
Plots Afoot
The plot began with a question. It was the summer of 1944, and Louie and Frank Tinker were walking in Ofuna. Louie could hear planes coming and going from an airstrip nearby, and it got him thinking.
“Could you fly a Japanese plane?” he asked.
“If it has wings,” Tinker, replied.
An idea took root. Louie, Tinker, and Harris were going to escape.
They’d been driven to this point by a desperate spring and summer. They lived in squalor, crawling with fleas and lice and so swarmed by flies that the guards offered a rice ball to the man who could kill the most, inspiring a cutthroat swatting competition. Rations were slashed. Ravenous, Louie made reckless efforts to find food. He stole concentrated miso paste—a fermented Japanese seasoning meant to be diluted in water—swallowed it in one gulp and ended up heaving his guts out. He volunteered to starch the guards’ shirts with rice water, exposing himself to the guards’ volatility just so he could scavenge flecks of rice from the water. Eventually, he was so frantic to eat that he broke into the kitchen and stole chestnuts reserved for the guards, an act that could’ve gotten him killed.
When officials asked for a volunteer to barber the guards, offering one rice ball per shave, Louie was desperate enough to step forward. To his surprise, the guards expected him to shave not only their faces, but their foreheads, a standard Japanese barbering practice.
A notoriously cruel guard called the Weasel came to Louie for shaves but never paid him the rice ball. Louie couldn’t resist evening the score. Shaving the Weasel’s forehead, he thinned his eyebrows to a girlish line. The Weasel left and entered the guardhouse. A moment later, Louie heard a shout.
“Marlene Dietrich!” It was the name of a movie star with famously slender, feminine eyebrows.
Louie backed away, waiting for the Weasel to burst out. Guards crowded in and began laughing. The Weasel never punished Louie, but he stopped coming to Louie for his shaves.
One morning, Louie was outside, under orders to sweep the compound. He saw the Japanese camp commander sitting nearby, holding a newspaper and nodding off. Louie waited, watching. The commander’s head tipped, his fingers parted, and the paper fluttered to the ground. Louie used the broom to slide the newspaper to himself.
The pan clattered to the floor. The man picked it up, dropped it again, then dropped it once more.
At night, lying in their cells, the captives began hearing a distant wailing sound: air-raid sirens. They listened for American bombers, but for now, no bombers came.
One day, when Louie saw fish, writhing with maggots, sitting in the captives’ foot-washing trough, he recoiled. The Quack saw him, charged at him, and beat him. Later, the fish was ladled into Louie’s bowl. Louie wouldn’t touch it. A guard jabbed him behind the ear with a bayonet and made him eat it.
Sueharu Kitamura, “The Quack.”Sueharu Kitamura, “The Quack.”

Sueharu Kitamura, “The Quack.”

At first, they hit a dead end. They didn’t know where the airport was or how they’d steal a plane. Then they got hold of a Japanese almanac. Filled with detailed information on Japan’s ports, its ships and their fuels, and the distances between cities, it was all they needed to craft an escape.
They discarded the plane idea in favor of escape by boat. Harris plotted a path west, about 150 miles. At a western port, they’d steal a boat, cross the Sea of Japan, and flee into China.
As the plan took shape, they walked as much as possible, strengthening their legs. They studied guard shifts, discovering a patch of time at night when only one guard watched the fence. Louie stole supplies—a knife, rice, string, and loose paper to serve as toilet paper. He stashed it under his floorboard.
For weeks, they prepared. The plan was potentially suicidal, but the prospect of taking control of their fates was thrilling. Louie was filled with what he called “a fearful joy.”
Just before the escape date, everything changed. A prisoner escaped from another camp, and in response, Ofuna officials issued a decree: all escapees would be executed, and for every escapee, several captive officers would be shot. Louie, Tinker, and Harris were prepared to die, but they couldn’t risk other men’s lives. They abandoned their plan.
For several days, Louie staked out the Quack’s office, watching him and the guards. At the same time each day, they took a cigarette break of roughly three minutes. It would be Louie’s only chance, and it would be a very close call.
Lieutenant William Harris.Lieutenant William Harris.

COURTESY OF KATHERINE H. MEARES

Lieutenant William Harris.

At the barracks, Harris drew the map on a strip of toilet paper. The Americans were coming closer and closer to Japan.
A few days later, Harris was sitting in a cell when the Quack swept in. Seeing something in Harris’s hand, he snatched it. It was the map.
The men who witnessed what followed would never blot it from memory. Screeching and shrieking, the Quack attacked Harris, punching him and clubbing him with a wooden crutch. When Harris collapsed, the Quack kicked him repeatedly in the face, then had other captives hold him up for more clubbing. On and on the beating went, long past when Harris fell unconscious. Two captives fainted.
At last, raindrops began to patter over the dirt. The Quack dropped the crutch, walked to a building, and slid to the ground, panting.
Dragged to his cell, Harris slumped, eyes wide open but blank as stones. It was two hours before he moved.
In coming days, he began to revive. Louie sat with him, helping him eat, but Harris could barely communicate. He wandered about, his face disfigured, eyes glassy. When friends greeted him, he didn’t know who they were.