A New-Fashioned Christmas

Julie M. Lippmann

We had been busy talking, for hours, Christmas eve,

Of all the great improvements until—will you believe?—

I felt quite dull and drowsy, and said, ’twixt yawn and sigh,

“Oh! anything old-fashioned had best pass out and die!”

“The chimney?” said he gruffly, “I beg of you to know

I clamber down no chimneys; I stopped that long ago!”

I said, “Your load was heavy, you’re tired; won’t you rest?”

“Oh, no,” he answered grandly, “my goods were all expressed!”

“You must have found it pleasant—the sleighing, sir, I mean.

The roofs are much more snowy than I have ever seen.”

“Indeed!”—his air was lofty—“’tis not the present mode

To drive a sleigh. I travel by the elevated road.”

’Twas all so strange it chilled me, but still I said, “Now, please,

You won’t forget to send us one of your Christmas-trees.

The children love you dearly and try to be so good.”

He said: “No trees hereafter, I’d have it understood.

“In fact, the time is over for Christmas. I should say

Those very old-time customs have really passed away.

We want the very latest, dear madam, you and I,

And peace, good will, and Christmas are of a time gone by.”

And then he seemed preparing to take his leave and go.

But do you think I let him? I called out bravely, “No!”

I ran to him and begged him, between my sobs and tears,

To leave us blessed Christmas, just as in former years.

His face, ’twas round and jolly, his clothes, were as of old,

He had a pack upon his back as full as it could hold.

And as he beamed upon me I heard his reindeer prance.

Then sly old Santa gave me a smile and roguish glance.

“I wish you Merry Christmas!” I thought I heard him say.

And when I tried to answer him, he’d vanished quite away!

But though they say I dreamed it, I know we shall have still

Our dear old-fashioned Christmas, bringing “Peace on earth, good will!”