Knock Knock Jokes
General Jokes - Part 1
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution!
Knock, knock.!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom, actually.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus just the last straw!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis Five plus Five!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sacha.
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa any good knock knock jokes?
Who’s Knocking - Part 1
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freighter.
Freighter who?
Freighter open the door, are you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
Silly Jokes - Part 1
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annetta.
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you’re out of here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Was my joke so bad it made you cry?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
That’s some good yodelling there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Well you sound pleased to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighbourhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Animals
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, not who!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I’ll be right over.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jaws.
Jaws who?
Jaws truly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The impatient cow.
The impatient cow...
(interrupting) Mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and OPEN THIS DOOR!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cuckoo Catch.
Cuckoo Catch Who?
(sing) Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know...
General Jokes - Part 2
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Franz.
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, Countrymen...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie Thup.
Winnie Thup who?
Yes, and Tigger is here as well!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maida.
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I’ll tell you or Mae be I won’t...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal who to you too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eve.
Eve who?
Eve who my hearties!
Knock, knock.!
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice this door gonna open?
Who’s Knocking - Part 2
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn’t I!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alexia.
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ferdie.
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spain.
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow,
Snow who?
Snow use, I’ve forgotten my key again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony times are we going to go through this?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away?
Silly Jokes - Part 2
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
(Sing) Daisy me rollin, they hatin...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jerrold.
Jerrold who?
Jerrold friend, that’s who!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aladdin.
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
No-one.
No-one who?
(Remain silent!)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jean.
Jean who?
Jeanius - you just don’t recognise it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Food and Drink
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
No, Dr. Pepper!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry, it’s just a Knock, knock. joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d prefer a peanut.
Knock, knock.!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I’m desperate for the bathroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dimitri.
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where di burgers grow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce try this again tomorrow.
Who’s Knocking - Part 3
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute I’m trying to find my keys!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore locked?, I can’t get in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabella.
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jewell.
Jewell who?
Jewell know if you open the door!
General Jokes - Part 3
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Evan.
Evan who?
Evan you should know who it is.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you answering the door for?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference, can you let me in anyway?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gary.
Gary who?
Gary on smiling!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.!
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!
Knock, knock. .
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lisa.
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last Knock, knock. joke?