Funny Book Titles
General Titles - Part 1
Robots by Anne Droid
Songs from ‘South Pacific’ by Sam and Janet Evening
Karate and Judo by Marsha Larts
Pain in My Body by Otis Leghurts
She Was Naked by Oliver Klozoff
Fixing Computer Programs by Dee Bugger
How to Write a Will by Benny Fishery
Predicting the Future by Claire Voyant
It Won’t Work! by Mel Function
It’s All In Your Head by Madge Ination
Out and About
The Tragedy Near the Cliff by Ilene Dover
Falling Trees by Tim Burr
Danger! by Luke Out
Never Gonna Happen by Jason Rainbows
Almost Missed the Bus by Justin Time
Highway Travel by Dusty Rhodes
Ambulance Driving by Adam Muhway
The Hitchhiker by Juan Nalift
French Overpopulation by Francis Crowded
World Leaders by Polly Tickell
At School
I Love Mathematics by Adam Up
Body Parts by Anne Atomy
Circle Perimeters by Sir Cumference
The History of the Cold War by Sophie Etunion
Flips and Tumbles by Jim Nastics
How to Succeed in School by Rita Book
Explosives in Chemistry by Stan Wellback
You Did Exceptionally Well by Marco de Stinction
Every Word Ever by Dick Shunnery
A History of Communist Leaders by Dick Tater
General Titles - Part 2
Jewish Holidays by Hannah Kerr
Chest Pain by I. Coffalot
Money Management by Owen Cash
Woodworm Trouble by Nora Bedpost
Nuclear Explosives by Adam Baum
Songs for Children by Barbara Blacksheep
To Be Honest by Frank Lee
Keep On Trying by Percy Veer
A New Dawn Coming by Tamara Morning
I’m Highly Embarrassed by Rosie Cheeks
In Your Home
Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall
Sitting Down at the Barbeque by Patty O’Furniture
Interior Decorating by Curt Enrod
Old Furniture by Anne Teak
Bubbles in the Bathtub by Ivor Windybottom
Artificial Fabrics by Polly Ester
Japanese Clothing by Kim Ono
He Cuts the Grass by Moses Lawn
Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bear
A Strong Hurricane by Rufus Gone
Crime and Punishment
Theft and Robbery by Andy Tover
Armed Heists by Robin Banks
Breaking the Law by Kermit A. Krime
Crackdown on Violent Crime by Lauren Order
Police Headquarters by Scott Linyard
I Didn’t Do It by Ivan Alibi
I Admit That It Was Me By Gil Tea.
Crime Doesn’t Pay by Laura Norda
Catching Criminals by Hans Upp
The Policeman and the Criminal by Iris Tew
The Worst Titles
The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen
Telephone Problems by Ron Number
Aching Joints by Arthur Itis
A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense
Will He Win? By Betty Wont
Sunday Service by Neil Downe
Blackpool Beach by Rhoda Donkey
Late Again by Misty Buss
Breakfast in Europe by Roland Butter
Win the Lottery by Jack Pot
General Titles - Part 3
Creaky Door by Rusty Hinges
Cry Wolf by Al Armist
Visiting Haunted Houses by Hugo First
Mosquito Bites by Ivan Itch
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters by Herb Avore
Lizards are Taking Over the World by E. Gwanna and Sally Manda
Pain and Sorrow by Anne Guish
A Terrible Journey by Helen Back
Vegetable Gardening by Rosa Cabbages
Cheese Dishes by Della Katessan
Every One A Winner
Dance Dance Dance by Sheik Yabuti
For the Betterment of Society by Ben Everlent
Keep the Animals In by Barb Dwyer
Gardening Equipment by Lon Moore
Come to My Party by Morris Merrier
The Atheist by Noel Noevan
Comedy Today by Stan Dupp
Modern Giants by Hugh Mungus
Dogs are Great by Kay Nein
Leather Preparation by Tanya Hyde
The Best Titles
Irish Flooring by Lynn O’Leum
Artificial Weightlessness by Andy Gravity
Remind Me of Your Name by Hugh R. Ewe
Without Warning by Oliver Sudden
Don’t drink the potion by Jacqueline Hyde
A Trip To The Dentist by Lord Howard Hurts
Monkeys and Other Primates by Jim Panzee
House Construction by Bill Jerome Holme
Unknown Instructions by Mr. Emmanuel
The Cat’s Revenge by Claude Balls