Contents

Part 1

1 He Stroke She

2 V&P

3 Me Beagle

4 Death of a Publisher

5 Me, Me, Me

6 Party’s Over

7 Room at the Bottom

8 So What Are We Going To Do With You?

9 Same Old Same Old

10 Are There Monkeys in Monkey Mia?

11 Comedian

12 Little Gidding

13 Viscera

14 OCD

15 I Am a Cello

16 All the World Loves a Wedding

17 Old Times

18 Going Cuckoo

19 The Baton of Literature

20 Big in Canada

21 My Hero

 

Part 2

22 Blocked

23 Less is Less

24 The Bosom of the Family

25 Terminus

26 Fat Checker

27 Wildebeest

28 How Much Did Your Last Book Make?

29 Dying from the Brain Out

30 Murdering Time

31 Every Living Writer is Shit

32 Fetch, Fetch

33 Read Me, Read Me, Fuck Me, Fuck Me

34 Life’s a Beach

35 Too Late for the Apocalypse

 

Part 3

36 A Fuckload of Good Luck

37 The Good Husband

38 Whore

39 Wild One

40 Whoremaster

41 Tell Me About It

42 Luss

43 Apeshit

44 Spelt From Sibyl’s Leaves

 

A Note on the Author

By the Same Author

Also available by Howard Jacobson