“Ay, Water Man, who got next?”

“Oh, no, you ain’t getting me in with that mess. Y’all be about to kill a brutha over who running next.”

“I’m just saying yo, you been here for a minute, so I figured —”

“You figured wrong, playa. But if you wanna find out, go ask them cats.”

“Serious? Yao Ming and Bruce Lee?”

“You asked.”

“Mannn, when did THAT happen? Where all the bruthas at?”

“Don’t you watch the league, playa? The game done gone inta-national.”