From the files of the secret ghost-hunting society of Morgan College

TIPS ’N’ TRICKS FOR A SUCCESSFUL GHOST CRAWL!

Greetings paranormal enthusiasts! The time is finally upon us for our most venerated holiday—Halloween! We know there are some in our greater community who consider this time of year “amateur hour,” but we truly believe any level of ghost appreciation is valid. Therefore we, the current collective membership of the secret ghost-hunting society of Morgan College, would like to take this opportunity to give you (that’s our future members—we are hoping the society will live for years to come! But keep this file in the society, please, we’re still a secret!) some tips in order to best enjoy one of our favorite traditions—the annual Halloween hauntings ghost crawl!

The premise is fairly simple—shortly before Halloween, we meet at midnight and tour our campus’ most famous haunted locales to see if the spirits might pay us a visit. We then share and record our findings for the generations to come! Here are our simple tips to have the best, most haunted crawl possible!

1. DO dress up in your Halloween finest! Costumes are a great way to bond with your fellow members and bring a heightened sense of festivity to the proceedings!

2. DO attempt to commune with the spirits however you wish! We believe this is a fabulous opportunity to put all our theorizing to the test—perhaps you’ll be the first person to see the late, great Clementine Caldwell!

3. DO NOT put down other members if their attempts at spirit interaction are unsuccessful! We’re all at different levels of our spirit journeys, and we need to be respectful of that.

4. DO NOT eat candy corn or other especially crunchy snacks! We know the urge is great—believe us!—but we’ve discovered this tends to be disruptive to the spirits and also last year we got in trouble for getting the banister in Morgan Hall all sticky.

5. DO NOT be late! Midnight, Morgan Hall. That’s the tradition and we’re sticking to it. It’s best if we go in as a group, tour each location as a group, and leave as a group. We’re all in this together!

6. DO have a great time! This is an amazing opportunity to bond with both your fellow society members and the famous spirits of Morgan. And we can all eat candy corn afterward. Happy Halloween!