Prologue: You’re Probably Wondering Why There’s a Dead Body in the Bathroom . . .
Chapter 1: That Weird Bigelow Girl
Chapter 2: Popsicles and Vanilla
Chapter 3: The Reason I Hate Swans
Chapter 4: Why I Floss on a Daily Basis
Chapter 5: I’d Better Get Used to Creepy Guys Who Want to Kill Me
Chapter 6: Things You Should Never Touch in a Subway Tunnel and Other Lessons
Chapter 8: If You’ve Ever Wanted to Know a Good Place to Meet Zombies . . .
Chapter 9: The City That Really Never Sleeps
Chapter 10: It’s Time to Get My Zeke On
Chapter 11: I Get Called to the Principal’s Office . . . and It’s a Good Thing
Chapter 13: I Meet the One and Only Cornelius Blackwell
Chapter 14: Careful What You Wish For
Chapter 15: Big Zombies, Little Women
Chapter 19: The Wildest Ride in Manhattan
Chapter 20: I Create a Fake Identity
Chapter 21: The Mayor of Dead City
Chapter 23: You’re Probably (Still) Wondering Why There’s a Dead Body in the Bathroom