hero

I will not lie. I am not thinking, Oh yay, now I get to be a hero.

Nope.

I’m thinking, You have got to be kidding me! Just a few more seconds and I woulda been outa here.

I may or may not use a few other choice words. Way worse than anything that jay came up with.

Then I run back to the middle of the bridge and wait a split second, maybe two, maybe three, and I jump.