STOP THE PRESS! I’m in a band with Miller the Killer … Oh, and all these other things are happening!

• I got a new job—with a rad Aussie hipster (man bun alert!)
• Mom’s taken up sweaty yoga—GROSS
• We have the world’s most boring teacher, Mr. Mann, who may or may not be who he says he is …
• My friend Kasey is visiting from Down Under—basically, the Aussies have invaded Hills Village

Will I end up a rock god, or will I hit rock bottom?