B. J. slid the knife through the tape as carefully as if she were dissecting a frog. The cardboard box parted and she took out a fat volume, Criminal Law, Second Edition, LaFave and Scott, then carried it to the shelves with the same precise movements she’d used in opening the box.
In control. That’s what she was.
“B.J.,” her sister called from the next room. “Come in here and see this. It’s gorgeous.”
B. J. looked at the huge stack of boxes, the wall of empty shelves, the curtainless windows at the end of a large empty room. A million tasks needed her attention.
“I’m busy, Maxie.”
She took another book from her box then checked it off her list. A tousle of red curls appeared around the doorframe, followed by her sister’s paint-spattered face.
“Come on, B. J.” Maxie swept into the room, trailing paintbrushes, wallpaper borders, and the scent of jungle gardenia. “You’ve got to see this.”
Maxie grabbed her arm and propelled her down the paneled hallway into the spacious front room.
“Ta-da!” Maxie made a sweeping gesture.
“My God. It’s red.” B. J. put her hand over her throat. “Maxie... you’ve painted the walls red.”
“I know. I figured the people who come to you could use some perking up. Do you like it?”
“When I told you to paint any color you wanted, I never dreamed you’d choose red.... I think I’m going to have to sit down.”
What would soon become the law offices of B. J. Corban, formerly of a ritzy address in Philadelphia but lately of her sister’s modest address in Tupelo, Mississippi, was now only an unfurnished, partially painted 1950s house on Broadway Street. B. J. sat on the floor.
“You don’t like it?”
“I didn’t say that, Maxie.”
“You didn’t have to. I can tell by the way you squint your eyes and scrunch up your mouth when you don’t like something.”
“You make me sound like a dried up old prune.”
Which wasn’t far from the truth. Otherwise, why would she be sitting on a dusty floor in Tupelo with her sister, while Stephen Matthews III combed the beaches of St. Croix and St. Thomas with another woman? A younger woman, at that. And on B. J.’s honeymoon.
B. J. jumped up and grabbed the first thing she could get her hands on, a roll of wallpaper and a pot of paste.
“Hey... I didn’t mean to upset you.”
“I’m not upset.”
“Then why are you pasting the wallpaper border on the door?”
The solid oak door, ancient and sturdy, now sported a precise border of stalking tigers, tigers that bore a striking resemblance to Stephen Matthews, who knew more about prowling than any man in Philadelphia.
“Linda’s pregnant,” he’d told B. J. as he stood at the back of All Saints Episcopal with a red rose pinned to his tuxedo.
“Stephen, this is no time for practical jokes,” B. J. had said, never even pausing as she adjusted her veil. Then, she’d seen his face in the mirror. “Who is Linda?”
“The girl I’m going to marry.”
The girl he had married, the girl who would soon be sitting in the house B. J. had designed, on the very sofa B.J. had picked out. She raked at the wallpaper on her door as if it were Stephen’s face.
“Here, let me do that.” Maxie attacked the border with a bucket of water and a scrub brush.
“I don’t need any help. I’m in perfect control of the situation.”
“I know you are.” Maxie kept on scrubbing.
“Why wouldn’t I be? All Philadelphia knows that B. J. Corban always wins. According to all the newspapers, I’m the most brilliant orator since Clarence Darrow.”
She tossed a wad of ruined wallpaper in the general direction of the wastebasket, and missed. The sticky glob spatted onto the hardwood floor. On her hands and knees, B. J. cleaned up the mess.
“Of course,Clarence Darrow wasn’t female. Nobody ever left him stranded at the altar with his biological clock ticking. Nobody ever courted him for five years, then married somebody half his age. Nobody ever told him he knew plenty about torts but nothing about romance.”
The last word came out a wail, and B. J. swiped at her face with the back of her sticky hand.
“Here, take this.” Maxie pulled a rumpled tissue from the back pocket of her jeans.
“I’m not crying.”
“In case you do.”
B. J. grabbed the tissue and honked her nose. “I just need to get back to work, that’s all.”
“What you need is a change of scene.”
“What do you call this?” B. J. made the same sweeping gesture her sister had used earlier. “Chopped liver?”
Suddenly B. J. was daunted. Thirty-eight and starting over. And all because she couldn’t bear to have the close-knit society of Philadelphia blue bloods know that B. J. Corban was not, after all, a winner. The unflattering truth was that she’d turned tail and run. Betty Jane, the Corban sister with all the potential, the one who had left and carved out a brilliant career, had skulked back home like a whipped chicken.
“I’m not talking about work,” Maxie said. “You need to go someplace and play.”
“I’ll leave that to the Stephen Matthewses of the world.”
o0o
When Maxie got an idea she wouldn’t let go. Wearing blue baby doll pajamas and purple nail polish, curled into a pink plush chair in her small yellow house on Maxwell Street with the moon shining through the window on her cap of red curls, she looked like an angel instead of what she was: the most stubborn woman on earth.
“Listen to this.” Bent over the magazine in her lap called Great Getaways, she read aloud, “‘Montana Hideaway. Dine under the stars, rope steers, ride cowboys.’“
“I think you mean, ride with cowboys.” B. J. tucked her bare feet under her, smoothed an imaginary wrinkle from her plain white sleepshirt, then leaned back on Maxie’s flowered chintz sofa.
“On the other hand, you probably didn’t.” Her sister’s wicked grin told her all she needed to know. “Look, Maxie. I’m not going anywhere except to that lumpy mattress in your guest bedroom. Tomorrow I’ve got to start looking for a house.”
“How about this one? ‘Smoky Mountains Retreat, camp under the stars, hike in the woods, fish for rainbow trout.’“
“Sounds like something Marlin Perkins would love. For Pete’s sake, Maxie, give it a rest. Can you picture me trekking through the woods in my three-piece suit and my black pumps?”
o0o
Her shoes weren’t black pumps: they were brand-new Nike’s, and they’d already rubbed a blister. If B. J. ever got home, she swore she was going to kill Maxie.
She limped to her car and struggled to get the tent—the best money could buy the enthusiastic muscle-bound salesman at the sporting goods store had told her—out of her trunk. Everything B. J. had purchased for her getaway in the Smokies was the best money could buy. Even the hiking shorts with all the zippered pockets.
“For keeping things,” the clerk had said when B. J. asked.
“What things?”
“Compass, maps, rations, hunting knives.”
“Good grief. Hunting knives.”
B. J. should have turned around right then and gone home. But home was currently a small yellow frame house that didn’t belong to her in a town where her only friend was a sister who didn’t understand that lawyers don’t have time to mend broken hearts.
According to Stephen, B. J. didn’t even have a heart. Maybe he was right.
Sighing, she upended the box and shook its contents onto the ground. Dozens of screws and random lengths of metal clanged to the ground. Hard on their heels was a mass of canvas that the clerk had assured her “any idiot” could transform into a tent.
“My home away from home,” B. J. muttered as she sank to the ground and pawed through the mess for an instruction sheet.
The Smokies rose around her like blue-hooded giants, and as far as she could see there was nothing but sky and trees. She guessed mountain goats considered it beautiful, and she might even come to enjoy the view herself if she lived long enough. Right now that was doubtful. The mosquitoes were determined to eat her alive.
She got the bug spray from the trunk and fogged her campsite. It was like pouring a teacup of water into the ocean. A mountain breeze promptly carried her spray southward toward Tupelo, which was where she would head if she had a lick of sense.
She could face down the toughest opponents in the courtroom, but when it came to her baby sister she was a coward.
“This is a two-week retreat and don’t you dare come back a day earlier,” Maxie had said. “I’ll have your office completely redone when you get back, and you can plunge into work.”
“No black lights and purple fringe, Maxie. Promise me.”
“I promise on the lights, but purple fringe... hmmm, that has possibilities.” Spoken like Magic Maxie, the interior designer who promised pizzazz.
“Don’t you dare.”
Her threats were meaningless, of course. Maxie would do whatever she wanted; she always had.
“Go on.” Maxie had practically pushed her out the door. “And don’t come home till you find a cowboy to ride.”
“That’s Montana.”
“You’re a beautiful, sexy woman, B. J. You never know when something will pop out of those woods to eat you.”
So far nothing but the mosquitoes were interested. Not that B. J. believed a word her sister had said. If she was so sexy, why had Stephen dumped her like yesterday’s meat loaf?
She attacked her tent with renewed vigor. Every time she got it upright, it collapsed. Her only compensation was that nobody was there to see. She’d requested and received a campsite far away from the main cabin. Birds and mosquitoes she could deal with. It was people she couldn’t handle right now.
She tackled the canvas once more, and bit by bit it turned into something that resembled a tent. Triumphant, B. J. opened the front flap and crawled in to check the view from the inside.
From the distance came a roaring sound. Unless she was mistaken, there was a train going through the valley.
As she turned to survey her mountain home, her leg whacked the center pole, and her house fell down around her ears. The roaring came closer and didn’t stop until it was right outside her door.
Peering through the pile of canvas she saw exactly how mistaken she had been. The roaring had not been a train at all, but a motorcycle, one that now stood three feet from her nose. Astride the leather seat was the man of every cheerleader’s dreams, tanned and muscular, windblown and wicked. Tarzan on a Harley.
His blue eyes crinkled with laughter as he looked at her.
“Need any help?” he asked.
Help from the likes of him was the last thing she needed.
“No, thank you. I always wear my tent this way.”
“I’m pretty good with my hands.”
B. J. considered herself a sterling judge of character, in spite of the fiasco with Stephen Matthews III, and even with the canvas partially obstructing her view she saw all the signs of a playboy—the wheat-colored hair long enough to look wild but not unkempt, the full lower lip curved into a sexy grin, the tank top that showed his broad chest to best advantage, the tight leather pants that left nothing to the imagination.
“I’ll just bet you are.”
“Hey, I was merely offering a neighborly hand.”
“I don’t need help from you, Tarzan.”
“Up here in the mountains I go by the name of Crash.”
“That figures. Anybody with such a big machine could be no less.”
“I have a big machine, all right.” Crash swung himself off, then leaned hip-slung against his motorcycle. “Want to see?”
So that’s what the hunting knife was for. B. J. wished she’d bought one.
“I’m warning you,” she said. “Don’t come any closer. I have a knife.”
Crash threw back his head and roared with laughter.
“A woman with a dirty mind. I like that.”
“I do not have a dirty mind.”
“I was referring to my big bike. What were you referring to?”
“Your big bike, of course.”
She was so hot, she thought she’d faint. She’d never known a man with such sex appeal, nor such rugged good looks. Of course, all that had nothing to do with the sweat that popped out along her brow and beaded her upper lip. Her condition was due to the tent draped over her head, and the fact that she was as out of place in the woods as a toad would have been in a Philadelphia courtroom.
B. J. drew herself up to her full height, an impressive five nine, even in her hiking shoes. She knew how to win by intimidation, and she wasn’t about to let the small inconvenience of a tent on her head hamper her.
“I’m going to ask you politely to leave,” she said.
“And if I don’t?”
“I’ll have to get impolite.”
Crash reached into his saddlebag and pulled out a pipe, then grinning wickedly he leaned against his Harley and began to tamp in tobacco.
“Of all the gall... You can’t smoke here.” He winked and kept tamping tobacco. “Where’s Smokey the Bear when I need him?”
“The nights do get cool up here, but there are better ways to keep warm than with Smokey the Bear.” He grinned. “Want me to show you some?”
“I do not. I want you to leave.”
“You don’t have to get testy about it.”
“I’m not testy. I’m hot.”
“I see.” Arching a wicked eyebrow upward, he stuck the unlit pipe into his mouth, and there it remained, dangling from his lips like an extension of his sexy self.
“It’s not that kind of heat.”
“What kind?”
Years of experience in a courtroom had taught her never to make loose statements that would give her opponents an opening, and yet this hunk on heavy metal made her forget even the most elementary rules. She’d lost ground, and the only way she could get it back was to take charge.
“Listen, Tarzan...”
Slowly he pulled the pipe from his lips. “The name’s Crash, but Tarzan does have a certain charm. Me Tarzan, you Jane. By the way, what is your name?”
“Jane has a certain charm.”
“So you do have a sense of humor. I was beginning to wonder.”
“It’s hard...”
“Not yet, but it’s getting there.”
Her temperature went up ten degrees, but this time she refused to fall for his bait.
“... to maintain one’s sense of humor with ten pounds of canvas pressing against the cranium.”
“Great Caesar’s balls. You sound like a Philadelphia lawyer.”
At last she’d found his Achilles’ heel. Casting off the tent she strode boldly toward him.
“That’s exactly what I am.” Hands on hips, she went in so close, she could see the tiny gold sunburst in his incredible blue eyes. “A criminal defense attorney, and you look like just the kind of man who could use my services. Too bad I don’t have my card, or you could take it with you when you leave.”
“About those services...” He snagged her around the waist and pulled her in hard and fast. She only had time to wonder at his remarkable and swift recovery before his mouth descended on hers. The kiss was long, thorough, and very wet.
B. J. kept telling herself it would be useless to struggle. The plain and simple fact was, she enjoyed every deliciously wicked moment of being held close by a man wearing black leather pants and leaning against a Harley. The aftershock of being a jilted woman. If she ever saw Stephen again, she was going to kill him.
She settled against Crash, wondering just how far he would go and just how far she would let him. He released her so abruptly, she almost reeled.
“I just wanted to see what a Philadelphia lawyer tastes like.”
She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.
Crash slung his leg over the seat and revved his Harley. “They taste pretty good.”
“I didn’t ask.”
“Yeah, but you wanted to know.” He revved his big machine once more.
“You insufferable, conceited cretin.”
“Spoken like an uptight attorney.” His grin took none of the sting from his words. “By the way, I won’t need your card. I’m not going far.”
The Harley leaped like a stallion as Crash took off.
“Good riddance,” she said, though why the mountain suddenly seemed drab was no mystery to her. The Crashes and the Maxies of the world added color, which was nice if you were in the mood for flaming red, hot pink, and passionate purple, but what B. J. needed was a good dose of soothing blue.
She glanced upward at the sky, a sweep of blue that went on forever. Maybe Maxie had been right; maybe she did need this retreat. Away from civilization, away from litigation, away from the noise of big cities and the strife of big ambitions.
Speaking of noise, the varooming of the Harley had ceased, and in its place was the chirping of crickets, the call of birds, and the sound of whistling.
Whistling?
B. J. whirled toward the sound, and there was Crash, as big as you please, setting up camp not twenty feet from her.
“Just what do you think you’re doing?” she said.
“Pitching a tent. Want to come over and see how it’s done?”
“You can’t do that. This is my campsite.”
“And this is mine.”
“It can’t be. I requested a remote site away from everybody.”
“Everybody except me. This has been my campsite for the last ten years. I didn’t expect to have a neighbor. Especially a Philadelphia lawyer, but heck, I’m easy. I can get used to anything.” He winked. “How about you?”
“I don’t have to get used to you. I plan to ignore you.”
“That’s going to make it a mighty long two weeks.”
“You worry about your two weeks and I’ll worry about mine.”
“I never worry. It cuts down on the sex drive.”
Having delivered that gem of wisdom, Crash stretched full length on the grass in front of his tent, crossed his arms above his head, and tipped his face up to the sun.
B. J. whirled around and started packing up her tent. She had no intention of spending the next two weeks in the company of a man whose leather pants were tighter than her skin. She huffed toward her car, expecting any minute to hear a scathing remark from her neighbor. But Crash was as silent as the mountains that surrounded them.
Then she heard it, the sound of snoring. The man who never worried had goaded her and teased her, outraged her and kissed her, then had stretched out in a patch of sunlight and gone fast asleep. And what was she doing? Once more playing the coward. Turning tail to run.
B. J. Corban, the criminal defense attorney known for standing her ground, renowned for winning, revered for never conceding defeat was quitting the battleground after the opening salvo.
Setting her jaw, she untangled her tent and began the arduous task of putting it back together. She wasn’t about to be intimidated by the likes of a man called Crash.