While in Amsterdam

With a good ten days to burn,

I figured it would be a mortal sin

if I failed to pay a visit

to the site of Chet Baker’s death,

perhaps even end up in jazz hell

if I did not stand for a while

beneath the hotel window

out of which he was pushed

by a jealous woman, or simply fell.

You might ask about “jazz hell.”

I never gave it any thought

until I made it up just now.

I don’t like the sound of the jazz violin.

It always sounded like a violinist

had wandered into the wrong

recording studio and just

started playing along with the others,

only slower and not as well.

So my personal jazz hell

would have to be an all-violin band,

each solo lasting eternally,

so only one violin would

ever improvise while the infinite

number of other violins

would comp in the background

and play as improperly loud

as the constant ringing of bells.

All of which leaves me glad

that we finally did walk there

in a light rain and did stand

on that unfeeling pavement

below that fatal window.

We even had our photograph taken

next to the plaque of Chet Baker,

blowing his trumpet in bas-relief,

eyes shut tight, just so we would have a story to tell.