Turning the Pages of A History of Art the Morning After an Argument

No one is hopping in a painting by Hopper,

not a single rabbit is at play

in a room where a woman in a slip

sits on a bed and stares at the hotel floor.

And no one is at ease in a painting by Bosch

unless howling in a cauldron of boiling oil

with a spear through your head

is someone’s idea of contentment.

But here in Constable’s airy landscape

Boat-Building near Flatford Mill

a calm sense of peace and purpose prevails.

By a stand of summer trees,

the tiny boat-builder is bent to his labor

in a wide trench dug for the work.

The boat’s wooden frame rests

on a cradle of rough-hewn beams.

A smooth English river flows blue

in the background. How smart he was

to be building his boat nearby,

in the light of a calm, cloud-filled sky.

All of which has left me

on this stormy day to imaging my life

as a simple man building his own boat,

not necessarily near Flatford Mill,

but somewhere fairly far away

from the silent rooms of this house.

There, I would speak with the quiet

authority of a nineteenth-century boat-builder.

Villagers would know me by my apron

and the special hat of my trade,

and once in a while, some boys

from the village would come out

to watch me building my boat

then out of youthful boredom

would point and mock my efforts

and hit me in the head with an apple core,

which makes me wonder if you

are ever getting out of bed this morning

so we can have some eggs and toast

and figure out what to do with our Sunday.