Fire in the Movies

Is there anyone out there

who can name a movie about a writer

of the eighteenth or nineteenth century

that does not feature a fireplace

into whose manic flames are tossed,

usually one at a time,

the pages of a now lost literary masterpiece?

The scene could be a manor house or a hovel,

fire doesn’t know the difference

any more than it can distinguish a voucher

from a poem that could alter the course of literature.

The culprit is usually a rival,

or the wife, driven mad by neglect,

or a mistress, her damp hair in tendrils,

but the best is the author himself

standing transfixed by the mantel

as he consigns his best work to the blaze.

At least that was the case in the movie I saw tonight

where Coleridge is seen burning

the freshly written pages of “Kubla Khan,”

his drug-sunken face flickering above the fire.

I watched it in our house on a brick street

where the only fire is the pilot light

burning in the kitchen stove.

Where my wife just kissed me good night

and where I’m now sitting up in a chair

like a big squirrel with glasses on his nose

concocting a story about how

I killed my only rival in a duel

on a snowy field one Russian winter

one hundred and thirty-five years ago today.