Autobiography

This morning, I began writing mine,

but five hours and many legal pads later

I had gotten only as far as my conveyance

from the French Hospital to my parents’ apartment.

Of course, I could have devoted less time

to the bodily process of my birth,

the details of my wicker bassinet

as well as the many metallic animals

endlessly circling above me

as I lay supine, helpless and staring.

And so after a sandwich for lunch,

with so much work ahead of me,

including a catalogue raisonné of my toys

and a count of the tiles on the bathroom wall

behind which once resided my imaginary friend,

I decided to abandon the whole project

and maybe settle for a little essay

on the subject of the wallpaper or the taste of prunes.

Plus I already could hear

the voices of the vicious reviewers

happy to dwell on my shortcomings—

my love of personification

(my melancholic tricycle, for instance),

the limits of the first-person-selfish

point of view, not to mention

the overall lack of a clear theme.

And they would be right

about the pages and pages of senseless dialogue,

not to mention the tedium of chronological order,

even though that seems to be the way

my life has chosen to unfold itself, at least so far.