Reading the Guest Book

For some of the departing guests

it took only a line or two

to express their thanks and add some flattery,

using the handy ballpoint pen on the hall table.

Others needed a whole page

to detail the many agreeable aspects

of the place—the comfy bed, the spice rack,

the traffic of birds around the feeder.

And sometimes a child had left

near the bottom of a page

a drawing of a sailboat or a pine tree

for this was a cottage in the woods by a lake.

The content was pretty much the same

for all agreed the place was exceedingly lovely;

indeed, as I turned the pages,

it seemed the cottage and the woods and lake

had been growing more and more lovely

with every passing summer

as if everyone, like me, read the whole book

and now was resolved to outdo the previous entries,

piling up one superlative after another

to create a state of such perfection

that the comments might have been left

by Adam or Eve before they fled paradise

through what was then the world’s only gate.

For surely, our first parents

enjoyed their all-too-brief stay

as much as the Larsen family had enjoyed theirs.

Like the Ryans on their honeymoon,

they must have appreciated the scenery.

And like the Talbots, the Halvorsons from Wisconsin,

and the Blancos from Philadelphia,

they too couldn’t wait to come back another time.

Of course, there would be no coming back

because of the talking snake coiled around a fruit tree

and the flood of human shame that followed.

And leave it to the guest book

to contain another fall from grace

experienced just last summer

by one of the Stokes family from Jackson Heights,

young Emily, who wrote in her best penmanship

“Sorry about your little blue vase.

I was just trying to put some flowers in.”

And then, with a bag packed at my side,

it was my turn with the ballpoint pen,

but all I could think about

were the shards of the blue vase

scattered on the tiles of the kitchen floor

as well as the pool of water spilled there

and the various wildflowers still in her hand.