Arno never responds to e-mail he doesn’t understand

From: grobman@hotmail.com

To: arnow@gissing.edu

Yo Arno. Thanks for keeping in touch, man, that’s really sweet. Just kidding, things have actually been really cool here. I’ve been having a lot of fun with Rob and some girls. Anyway, I was wondering if I could get some tips from you, about, you know, girls. I think I have a real crush right now, but I don’t want to blow it the way I always do. Ha ha. Anyway, any like pointers on how to keep her interested, but not like overwhelm her, would be appreciated. I’ll see you when you’re back in NYC, right? Later, David.