Sensitive fellow and bellower of brimstone,

our two preachers warred

until the younger—married, soft-spoken—suffered

what the congregation called ‘a nervous breakdown’.

We mulled this over and knew

a line had been drawn. Benny left

for the Methodists, flushed with liberalism and luck.

Mark muled off with his homely sister,

Sunday school and two church services per week,

a lost soul sure to sell insurance.

So there I was, child of equal time,

compromise-kid, left to face the abyss alone,

the rib-rattling, stentorian doom

of the right Reverend Mr Christian J. Kuhlman.

But I could sing, so worked undercover, robed,

a godly doo-wop a cappella spy

dreaming of revenge.

                                  How I found it,

slim trapdoor in the furnace room closet,

I don’t remember, but shinnied up through

every Sunday for a month to squat

among the organ’s pipes, doxologically drunk

and reeling with the heart-rattling air.

Through lattice I could see the congregation

chewing their gristly hymns, heads

bobbing in the battle with sleep.

I could see the righteous and the wretched,

the plump girl I’d talked out of her blouse

in the sacristy, the boy who would die

in five more years, in a jungle

the rest of us had still to learn.

And so it is the way with spring, old

Dionysian horniness afflicting the lewd

and the lonely alike: This is your seed!

the Reverend Kuhlman roared

to the catechismal boys, who knew better

than to giggle, but half-believed

the church filled up on Easter

for the bulbs of gladiolus, gratis and fraught

with the mysteries of fertility.

We made our glum procession,

junior choir in robes of angelic white.

Christ was risen again, one thousand

nine hundred, sixty-six times—

an avalanche of rolled-away stones,

a gangland, machine gun massacre of nail holes—

but we sang ‘Today! Today!’ a cappella,

from the steps below the altar

while the Reverend Kuhlman beamed

for the seeds we’d become.