CONTENTS

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Epigraph

Prologue

1 Welcome to the Farm

2 Band Run

3 White Picket Fence

4 The Labyrinth

5 I Really Want a Cheeseburger

6 Hooking Up

7 Rum and Coke

8 When I Met Your Mother

9 Back, Back, You Fiend

10 Dinner and a Movie

11 One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

12 The Right Road Lost

13 A Sunday School Lesson

14 Abandon All Hope

15 Playing House

16 Clara Lux in Obscuro

17 Two Minutes to Midnight

18 You’ll See Me Again

19 Southbound Train

20 Zombieland

21 Safe and Sound

22 The Prophet

Epilogue

Acknowledgments

Other Works

Copyright

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