CONTENTS

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

1 OUR FANTABULOUS ENTRANCE. NOT.

2 WINCHESTER A. BUTKIS HALL

3 HOT BOY POSTERS AND MAC ’N’ CHEESE

4 PART OF A FAMILY

5 SORRY, WRONG WAY

6 PERFECT PAYBACK

7 BEGINNER’S LUCK

8 TRAIL RIDING AND DAYDREAMING

9 F IS FOR FRIDAY

10 WHO’S AFRAID OF A LITTLE FRIENDLY COMPETITION?

11 HE SMELLED MY LIP GLOSS

12 I DON’T WANT YOUR STUPID SWEATSHIRT

13 THE NEW SASHA

14 JACOB LOVES…COTTON CANDY

15 CHARM GETS A NEW ’DO

16 TWO BLUE RIBBONS, FOUR GIRLS, AND SOME SERIOUS ATTITUDE

17 SASSY SILVER SCORES BIG

18 THE FOXES AND THE SILVERS: ONE BIG, UNHAPPY FAMILY

19 MEET THE PARKERS

20 SOMETIMES, EVEN BLOND SMURFS PLAY NICE. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES.

21 IT’S NOT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

22 THE S.I.N.G. TECHNIQUE IS GOOD FOR LOTS OF THINGS….

23 MR. CONNER’S NOT-SO-SECRET HIDING SPOT

24 GOTTA GET A GOOD GRADE

25 THE ONLY ONES SLEEPING

26 NOT EVEN LUCK WILL HELP YOU NOW

27 A WELL-DESERVED WALK

28 ONE BIG QUESTION AND A LITTLE PARTY PLANNING

29 LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLE’S CONVERSATIONS MUCH?

30 BITTERSWEET ALMOST-VICTORY

31 YOU DON’T SUCK

32 AND THE ADVANCED TEAM IS…

33 CANTERWOOD SASHA

34 HEATHER’S CONFESSION