JANUARY 7, SAN FRANCISCO

DATE NO. 19

NAME: Choi Henry


INTERESTS: Weight Training, MTV, Karaoke


Parent Occupations:
HR manager; Art gallery owner


HENRY: Look who decided to show up!

Jisu: I am so sorry. I totally lost track of time. Usually I’m not so late. And then there was traffic on top of that...

HENRY: Ten, fifteen minutes—I totally get it. But a whole half hour? I really thought I was getting stood up.

Jisu: Oh, my goodness. I’m really so sorry! I’m usually never late, I swear!

HENRY: I’m just teasing. Don’t worry about it. We’re here. Can I get you anything?

Jisu: Oh, yes! Hmm, what did you get?

HENRY: Just a simple cappuccino. I might get another when I’m done with this one.

Jisu: All right, then I’ll do the same. So! Tell me about yourself. Harry, was it?

HENRY: My name is Henry...

Jisu: Oh, gosh. I am really screwing it up today, aren’t I? I’m so sorry Harr—Henry! Henry. I am the worst.

HENRY: Hey, that’s all right. Just take it easy. You still seem a little out of breath. Did you run here?

Jisu: Well, to save time, I thought I’d take an Uber. But then I got stuck in traffic. It looked like I was only a few blocks away from this coffee shop, so I decided to get out and walk over...but I totally misjudged. I think it was more like a full mile away.

HENRY: Maybe some coconut water or Gatorade would be better instead...

Jisu: No! That’s all right! It’s all good! So, Henry.

HENRY: So, Amanda.

Jisu: Amanda?

HENRY: Wait...are you not Amanda?

Jisu: No, I’m Jisu...

HENRY: Definitely not Amanda Lim?

Jisu: Trust me, I would love to be Amanda Lim right now so we could say at least one thing went right on this seon.

HENRY: But you look just like her. Here, take a look. Your—er, I guess Amanda’s profile.

Jisu: Wait, this is definitely my photo. This is the one I sent Ms. Moon. But this...

HENRY: See? First name Amanda. Interests include DJ-ing, saving Mother Nature and spoken word. Parents are schoolteachers...

Jisu: This is definitely not me. I mean, the photo is me, but it must have somehow gotten mixed up with Amanda’s profile.

HENRY: So, somewhere out there, Amanda is on a seon with someone who thinks she’s Jisu.

Jisu: That’s probably accurate.

HENRY: Wow, I don’t think this has ever happened.

Jisu: Should we just quit while we’re ahead?

HENRY: Quit? No! I mean, you ran a mile to get here, right? You wait for your cappuccino and enjoy it. Why not?

Jisu: That’s true. I did practically run the whole way here...

HENRY: So, what does it say on your mysterious profile? I had such a completely different perception of you.

Jisu: Yeah, you probably thought I was going to be some hippie who likes to read.

HENRY: I mean, if trying to save the earth makes you a hippie, I guess I’m also one then...

Jisu: Oh, I didn’t mean it in any derogatory way. I actually do think environmental issues are important...

HENRY: I am also bookish, which hopefully isn’t an issue.

Jisu: Not at all! I also try to read a novel or two whenever I can. I guess that was just a bad attempt at making a joke. I can promise you it doesn’t say comedy under talents in my profile...

HENRY: Yup...

Jisu: Yeah...

HENRY: So...

Jisu: So, I think maybe I’ll just ask for a coffee to go. This was clearly some minor snafu or glitch or something from Ms. Moon. I can email her and let her know.

HENRY: Uh, yeah. That sounds good. I can email her also. Well...it was nice to...meet you?

Jisu: Yeah...hopefully we both end up having the best seon ever after this one.

HENRY: Ha, well, at least you have a sense of humor about all this.