“Dave’s not here, man”

by Cheech & Chong

(Soft knocks at the door)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It’s me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.

 (More knocks)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It’s me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: It’s, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.

 (More knocks)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It’s, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C’mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.

CHONG: Dave’s not here.

CHEECH: No, man, I’m Dave, man.

(Sharp knocks at the door)

CHEECH: Hey, c’mon, man.

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It’s Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.

CHONG: Dave’s not here.

CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...

 (More knocks)

CHEECH: C’mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c’mon. Open up the door! It’s Dave!

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?

CHONG: Dave’s not here.

“Dave’s not here, man”

“Dave’s not here, man”

© 1971 India Music, Ink.