WE HOPE MOST OF YOUR WILDEST QUESTIONS ABOUT US HAVE BEEN ANSWERED IN THIS BOOK, ALONG WITH THE ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD. WE TRIED HARD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. We always try hard. We are different in two million ways and don’t agree on furniture and real estate and animals in the house, but we got all the way through the book-writing process, which is no small marital feat (secret to getting through it: nobody says you have to carefully read and consider every sentence your spouse writes; a quick cursory skimming of their ravings might be enough), and told lots of stories, or the ones our publisher would let us put in print.
As for the next twenty years, or even the next four, here are a few questions we don’t know the answer to yet:
We’ll check back in another two decades.