The Oxford Voice

When you hear it languishing
and hooing and cooing and sidling through the front teeth,
   the Oxford voice
   or worse still
   the would-be-Oxford voice
you don’t even laugh any more, you can’t.
For every blooming bird is an Oxford cuckoo nowadays,
you can’t sit on a bus nor in the tube
but it breathes gently and languishingly in the back of your neck.

And oh, so seductively superior, so seductively
   self-effacingly
   deprecatingly
   superior. —

We wouldn’t insist on it for a moment
   but we are
   we are
   you admit we are
   superior. —