My favorite non-apology ever, and the favorite non-apology of many, many American presidents! Shake up a round or two of these and make a few mistakes of your own.

2 ounces light rum

1 tablespoon pineapple juice

1 teaspoon grenadine

1 tablespoon lime juice

Ice cubes

Orange twist for garnish

Shake the liquid ingredients vigorously with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange twist.