A friend once told me that this caption sparked an empowering revelation for her. She suddenly understood that she was in control of her “love life.” She was the one throwing herself at these hopelessly unsuitable men, and the men weren’t doing anything at all except being themselves…peckerheads.

1½ ounces orange juice

¾ ounce Southern Comfort

¾ ounce vodka

¾ ounce sloe gin

Splash of lime juice

Ice cubes

Shake the liquid ingredients vigorously with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.