The Villain of the Piece
Who seduced then deserted my favourite niece?
The two-timing villain of the piece
Who doubled the rent then cancelled the lease?
The landlord villain of the piece
Who broke into a house and stole the Matisse?
The discerning villain of the piece
Who shopped his best friend to the local police?
The two-faced villain of the piece
Who force-fed foie gras to the neighbour’s geese?
The gourmet villain of the piece
Who vowed to go straight after his release?
The wayward villain of the piece
Who shaved his head and became obese?
The hideaway villain of the piece
Who robbed a bank then fled to Greece?
The feckless villain of the piece
Who met and remarried my clueless niece?
The millionaire villain of the piece.