The old jokes are the best.
The ones about demented grandads
And stairlifts. Incontinence pads
The whiff of the care home
The belch of a colostomy bag
Zimmers, commodes and the rest
The mosquito whine of a deaf aid
The grimace in a glass by the bed
The dribbly and the wrinkly
The twirly, the cauliflower head.
Ah, the old jokes are the best jokes.
For young comedians, an easy laugh.
But now I’m one of the old folks
It’s not funny any more, so fuck off.